Reasonable Outrage

I worked at Wendy’s when the idea of gloves really got started.  What I noticed is that the people always felt their hands were clean and ended up touching more things they shouldn’t before they got back to food.  It is backfiring as an idiot-proof plan.

I bet in the end that cook areas are less clean than before gloves.  And if you watch Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsey, what place is actually clean?

What I have seen, and I guess most any past food worker, is enough to either make you question any night out or just ignore it.  One manager dropped a marinated steak.  She picked it up to wash it off.  Then it dropped on the way to the sink.  She picked it up and it dropped again. Then again.  After the fourth time she got frustrated and threw it away.

Nice.

If you do not have the same amount of clothes on as the person you are talking to and you are standing right next to them, stop.

If your are naked, don’t point out the injury to the top of your thigh as you walk by.

Mr. Hairy Guy.  I feel your pain and understand that you may have trouble getting truly dry.  But throwing your leg up on the counter and blow drying your ass is not acceptable.

If you are naked, standing and talking to someone.  Don’t stand behind me while I am putting on my socks and shoes.  Come on!

Don’t sit your naked ass on the bench.

Don’t playfully throw your towel at a friend…you might miss.  Idiot.

Thank you for your time.

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Milla named her kid Ever Gabo.  I guess that is better than Apple or all of the plethora of dumbass names people are coming up with.

China and Japan have some fun ones.  One couple pressed to have their child named “@.”

What more regular people are going to find out is that in the digital age, a common name is the best defense to google.

I have an odd name.  So you can, if you had my full name, find everything about me real quick.  But what about John Smith or Tim Johnson?  I googled one of my friends and all I found was a links to porn sites and porn resumes.

Go ahead, name your kid something unique.  Once they screw up, it will be forever found on the net and they will be followed and tortured because you had to name them Yoda.